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xkcd #3143: Question Mark

xkcd 3143: Question Mark

Title text:

Although now people will realize three-per-em space that all this time I've been using weird medium mathematical space whitespace characters in my hair space hair space hair space speech dot dot dot...

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xkcd #3142: -Style Pizza

xkcd 3142: -Style Pizza

Title text:

If you want to see true audacity, do an image search for 'Altoona-style pizza.'

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3142/

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xkcd #3141: Mantle Model

xkcd 3141: Mantle Model

Title text:

Mantle plumes explain Hawaii, Yellowstone, Iceland, the East African Rift, the Adirondack uplift, the Permian extinction, the decline of Rome, the DB Cooper hijacking, and the balrog in Moria. Those little hills of sand in your yard are caused by antle plumes.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3141/

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xkcd #3140: Biology Department

xkcd 3140: Biology Department

Title text:

Welcome to the Linguistics Department - It has been [2] [DAYS] since someone noticed that the Biology Department sign has a one-day-long singular/plural disagreement after it resets.

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xkcd #3139: Chess Variant

xkcd 3139: Chess Variant

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The draw-by-repetition rule does a good job of keeping players from sliding a tile back and forth repeatedly, but the tiles definitely introduce some weird en passant and castling edge cases.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3139/

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xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

xkcd 3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

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A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3138/

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xkcd #3137: Cursed Number

xkcd 3137: Cursed Number

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Another group of mathematicians is working to put an upper bound on the number, although everyone keeps begging them to stop.

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xkcd #3136: Pull

xkcd 3136: Pull

Title text:

Be careful fighting gravity. If you win, it's a long way down.

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xkcd #3135: Sea Level

xkcd 3135: Sea Level

Title text:

They're up there with coral islands, lightning, and caterpillars turning into butterflies.

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xkcd #3134: Wavefunction Collapse

xkcd 3134: Wavefunction Collapse

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Wavefunction collapse is only one interpretation. Under some interpretations, graduate students also have souls.

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xkcd #3133: Dual Roomba

xkcd 3133: Dual Roomba

Title text:

I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3133/

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xkcd #3132: Coastline Similarity

xkcd 3132: Coastline Similarity

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Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!

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xkcd #3131: Cesium

xkcd 3131: Cesium

Title text:

Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3131/

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xkcd #3130: Predicament

xkcd 3130: Predicament

Title text:

I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?

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xkcd #3129: Archaeology Research

xkcd 3129: Archaeology Research

Title text:

The academic archaeology establishment is suppressing my breakthroughs because of the disruption it would bring to their prepared-core flake-based toolmaking industry.

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xkcd #3128: Thread Meeting

xkcd 3128: Thread Meeting

Title text:

Hey, so did you ever finish your video series about Cassie and the caterpillar morph? I loved the first three, but never ... no, sorry, I get it, this isn't the place. Sorry! Sorry.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3128/

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xkcd #3127: Where Babies Come From

xkcd 3127: Where Babies Come From

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Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3127/

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xkcd #3126: Disclaimer

xkcd 3126: Disclaimer

Title text:

You say no human would reply to a forum thread about Tom Bombadil by writing and editing hundreds of words of text, complete with formatting, fancy punctuation, and two separate uses of the word 'delve'. Unfortunately for both of us, you are wrong.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3126/

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xkcd #3125: Snake-in-the-Box Problem

xkcd 3125: Snake-in-the-Box Problem

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Chemistry grad students have been spotted trying to lure campus squirrels into laundry hampers in the hope that it sparks inspiration.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3125/

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xkcd #3124: Grounded

xkcd 3124: Grounded

Title text:

We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3124/

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