xkcd #3130: Predicament
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I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3130/
Van Halen has a song; Jump!
Might as well
Typically, the reverse way you got up. Otherwise, I'd look for something tall to fall/transfer to. Then firefighter slide down the stilt if you're still too high and there's no other way down.
Or you can skip finding something tall and just Firefighter slide down off a stilt if you wanna look cool.
There really is an xkcd for everything.
Find a table saw. Push it to its side then cut left stilts then right then left.
hop into a woodchipper and jump off with very good timing