I was going to be reassuring and say that there was likely nothing wrong with you, then I saw you were literally the world's dumbest man. Sorry man, that must be rough
I'd rather have a job where I'm working hard to accomplish something over one where I can get paid to do nothing. Doing nothing burns me out. I never would have thought this before living it.
With my hands that are not covered in condiments and toppings because a reasonable amount was applied to a good bun. The quality of the bun is important too.
I was going to be reassuring and say that there was likely nothing wrong with you, then I saw you were literally the world's dumbest man. Sorry man, that must be rough