Get a little portable bidet. They're not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.
Helaman Halls at BYU. A lot of the student housing had fun post-it art or a variety of national flags in the windows, at least as of a few years ago.
Howdy neighbor. Things are pretty bad up here in SLC too. I'm just gonna keep renting until it all comes down, or the lake dries up.
Get a little portable bidet. They're not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.