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  • Why is no news channel reporting on the school shooting in Canada?

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  • A simple google and the shower's over without a wank.

  • "I'm not scared of a germ: I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats." - RFKjr

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  • He'd heard about it being snorted off Stevie Nicks' ass, so next best thing?

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • You exist, therefore you're worthy.

  • Is that candy in your pants or are you just grotesquely deformed?

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  • I always come up short with a ding.

  • Romance is alive, unlike someone I know.

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  • You fell to the left.

  • Which is it?.

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  • Yes.

  • Families in New York City demonstrated against a proposal to allow cars in a local park. A politician showed up in a car to mock them

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  • It's a shortcut to heavier traffic!

  • Experienced glizzeurs only

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  • I lol'd.Plus, dijon, m'lad.

  • Got bad news for ya bud

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  • got worse news for ya....

  • Zero lies or exaggerations detected.

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  • fewer felonies

  • Zero lies or exaggerations detected.

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  • fewer

  • Self burns. Those are rare!!

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  • fixed

  • Self burns. Those are rare!!

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  • GUIs

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  • [Video] Pam Bondi wants to talk about the S&P500 and the Dow Jones hitting $50k instead of Jeffrey Epstein during Epstein hearing

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  • She's so smart she thinks the Dow is measured in dollars.

  • AOC is a national treasure

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  • At least with Boomhauer you can use subs.

  • Apocalypse no: how almost everything we thought we knew about the Maya is wrong

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  • Very interesting. Thanks for the article!

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  • President Zelenskyy awarded the Order of Liberty to Vladyslav Heraskevych after the IOC disqualified him for wearing a helmet with photos of Ukrainian athletes killed by Russia.

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  • Now Trump's gonna want one.

  • Interesting chart of how long stuff stays in your body.

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  • fuck ai.

  • News @lemmy.world
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    U.S. hospitality space changes name from 'Ice House' to 'Winter House' following protests

    www.reuters.com /world/us-hospitality-space-changes-name-ice-house-winter-house-following-protests-2026-02-02/
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Doc, I think I have a serious issue. A piece of lettuce is sticking out of my butt!'

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum

    www.ctvnews.ca /world/article/french-hospital-treats-man-with-shell-up-his-rectum/
  • politics @lemmy.world
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    GoLocalProv | BREAKING: Trump Announces Closure of Kennedy Center for Two Years

    www.golocalprov.com /news/breaking-trump-announces-closure-of-kennedy-center-for-two-years
  • Canada @lemmy.ca
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    Quebec family forced to return to Mexico after mother says she failed French exam by 1 point

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/montreal/mexico-work-permit-monica-colin-silva-9.7069767
  • The Trump-Epstein Files™ @lemmy.world
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    missing from the philes:

  • The Trump-Epstein Files™ @lemmy.world
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    Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Epstein links

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cn8jm2vpve1o
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Epstein links

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cn8jm2vpve1o
  • News @lemmy.world
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    Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Epstein links

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cn8jm2vpve1o
  • Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    All take, no give

  • politics @lemmy.world
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    US Justice Department's Misconduct Complaint Against Judge Boasberg Gets Tossed

    www.usnews.com /news/politics/articles/2026-01-31/us-justice-departments-misconduct-complaint-against-judge-boasberg-gets-tossed
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I adopted a dog from the local blacksmith...

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned

    www.hindustantimes.com /trending/billionaire-ehud-laniado-dies-during-penis-enlargement-surgery-surgeons-banned-101769904541458.html
  • Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Jadoo TV Shutdown: Why the South Asian streaming platform closed after a $25M piracy judgment

    www.bizasialive.com /jadoo-tv-shutdown-why-the-south-asian-streaming-platform-closed-after-a-25m-piracy-judgment/
  • Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world
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    heil from the heart

  • Progressive Politics @lemmy.world
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    St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident

    www.mprnews.org /story/2026/01/30/st-peter-police-chief-intervenes-prevents-federal-agents-from-arresting-resident
  • Resist: It's Time @fedia.io
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    St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident

    www.mprnews.org /story/2026/01/30/st-peter-police-chief-intervenes-prevents-federal-agents-from-arresting-resident
  • politics @lemmy.world
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    Judge Kollar-Kotelly permanently enjoins President Trump's executive order claiming to impose a citizenship requirement to vote or register to vote.

    ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov /cgi-bin/show_public_doc
  • Political Memes @lemmy.ca
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    stage projector

  • Political Memes @lemmy.ca
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    revolvers