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  • I don't get it!

  • The lid should be down before you flush.Would you put your face 8cm above the bowl as you flush? No! Even with the lid down. Any dude who's ever pissed anywhere barefoot or in shorts knows the splash radius....

  • Down-voted for ragebait title that doesn't reflect what's actually written in the screencap or the source.

  • Most of the time it's an honor to have something named after you.

    Sometimes it's not.

    -- Lou Gehrig

  • /s

  • Came here to confirm my exact sentiment.

  • Countdown to Ecstasy.

  • running ruining the country

    ftfy

  • That hurt so bad.

  • Amusing without, funny with!

  • Welp

    Jump
  • They're doing it again this year, July 4, zip-diddy-do-dah.

  • Sprinkle with salt, cut a lemon in half, and scour the board. Leave for a few hours, rinse and wash with dish soap.Repeat as necessary, and every few weeks.

  • Finger Veronica, Archie was happenin'.

  • It's been a couple days and not a peep from the rapist about this.How is that possible?

  • pooptimist, not pissimist.

  • This guy vomits.

  • I captured, taped, burned, and also ripped!

  • Political Memes @lemmy.ca

    Swine Lesson

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Senior walking dog killed by driver on Upper Ottawa Street, say Hamilton police | CBC News

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/hamilton/upper-ottawa-collision-pedestrian-dead-9.6986323
  • Interesting Shares @lemmy.zip

    Blowing Tobacco Smoke Up The Bum And Other Ways To Return The Dead To Life, 1787 - Flashbak

    flashbak.com /blowing-tobacco-smoke-up-the-bum-and-other-ways-to-return-the-dead-to-life-1787-479999/
  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Altrincham bar bans solo-drinkers to 'protect customers'

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cnve4eypg8zo
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Senate unanimously agrees to approve Epstein files bill - ABC News

    abcnews.go.com /Politics/thune-senate-move-epstein-files-bill-today/story
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    www.swissinfo.ch /eng/various/nouvelliste-crossword-case-udc-complaint-upheld/90351213
  • Political Memes @lemmy.ca

    What About Roman?

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump faces criticism for referring to female Bloomberg reporter as ‘piggy’

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/nov/18/trump-calls-reporter-piggy-bloomberg
  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Johann Sebastian Bach: Lost pieces performed for first time in 320 years

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c1wlr7r747eo
  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina

  • News @lemmy.world

    Federal officials say immigration raids have begun in North Carolina

    www.pbs.org /newshour/nation/federal-officials-say-immigration-raids-have-begun-in-north-carolina
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Federal officials say immigration raids have begun in North Carolina

    www.pbs.org /newshour/nation/federal-officials-say-immigration-raids-have-begun-in-north-carolina
  • Political Memes @lemmy.ca

    Buttery Males

  • Political Memes @lemmy.ca

    Business 101 Class Dismissed

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police

    abcnews.go.com /US/dog-shoots-owner-back-after-jumping-shotgun-left/story
  • Tech Support Memes @lemmy.ca

    Destination localhost? Ping 127.0.0.1

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    this just keeps getting better the more you read it

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    shudda always been this way

  • THE POLICE PROBLEM @lemmy.world

    Judge orders release of hundreds arrested during Chicago immigration raids

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/nov/12/trump-chicago-immigration-raids-arrests
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Judge orders release of hundreds arrested during Chicago immigration raids

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/nov/12/trump-chicago-immigration-raids-arrests