revampeduser @ revampeduser @kbin.social Posts 63Comments 3Joined 2 yr. ago
Humans are 80% water. So every time you drink a glass of water, you are engaging in cannibalism.
It would be paradoxical to tell a mosquito not to bite the hand that feeds it
If millions of years ago an asteroid wiped out dinosaurs, then we live in a post-apocalyptic world
Life would be much more difficult if we had a chance to say goodbye with everything that we leave for last time
When we start to live on mars, a "Planet of birth" section will be added in our passports
A couple of hundred years ago the idea that people get sick because of little creatures so tiny no one could see them living inside sounded like the craziest conspiracy theory
The weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word.
Becoming a teenager is realising that your parents aren't perfect. Becoming an adult is forgiving them for it.
If you have $10,000 in the bank, finding $20 on the ground is like Jeff Bezos finding $286 Million on the ground
If you die a virgin, you are the first person in your direct bloodline to do so
Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter because you have to figure out ways to explain things in a way a dumb person can understand
Alot of people will confuse xvideos and xhamster as being part of Elon's X Corp.
!QandAreposting
a new era is just starting lmao
We are united in the fediverse 💪