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theonion.com Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English

WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial English. “Going forward, all government communications must be really short and lack any kind of cohere...

Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
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theonion.com Financial Experts Recommend Setting Aside Emergency Fund They Can Bilk You Out Of

NEW YORK—Warning that their sudden desire for a new sports car could leave you completely broke, many financial experts now recommend setting aside an emergency fund they can bilk you out of, reports confirmed Monday. “Many Americans are completely unprepared for a rainy day, and ideally you should ...

Financial Experts Recommend Setting Aside Emergency Fund They Can Bilk You Out Of
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www.popsci.com The world’s smallest handmade sculpture is a blood cell-sized Lego brick

‘Even the pulse of my heart beating through my fingers creates too much movement.’

The world’s smallest handmade sculpture is a blood cell-sized Lego brick
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www.mcsweeneys.net Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever

“Trump administration officials fired more than 300 staffers Thursday night at the National Nuclear Security Administration…. Sources told CNN the ...

Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever
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‘Nobody to pump the toilets?’ Trump purge could cripple parks.
  • I've driven by this waste of space a few times.

    "In 2017, an article on website The A.V. Club framed the park as an "abandoned wasteland", with "muddy fields, overgrown tennis courts, and dilapidated buildings" and a swimming pool in disrepair."

  • ‘Nobody to pump the toilets?’ Trump purge could cripple parks.

    “Yes, there will be long lines at the parks’ fee booths, closed visitor centers, overflowing toilets, and poop on the trails, but there will also be severely impaired natural and cultural resources.”

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    www.mcsweeneys.net We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko

    Let’s get something straight: Four Loko was founded with the mission of making the world a better place. Our cans stand twenty-four ounces tall for...

    We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
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    Sam Raimi’s Horror Return ‘Send Help’ Arrives in Theaters January 2026

    bloody-disgusting.com Sam Raimi's Horror Return 'Send Help' Arrives in Theaters January 2026

    Director Sam Raimi heads back into the horror genre with his next movie Send Help, and we've learned today that 20th Century Studios is bringing the film

    Sam Raimi's Horror Return 'Send Help' Arrives in Theaters January 2026
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    www.vox.com Leaked emails show the nation’s leading wildlife agency has halted critical funding for conservation

    Exclusive: The US Fish and Wildlife Service has frozen millions of dollars, imperiling animals abroad.

    Leaked emails show the nation’s leading wildlife agency has halted critical funding for conservation
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    www.mcsweeneys.net Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information

    Under President Trump’s bold leadership, his administration is ushering in a new era of financial transparency in government. I’ve long wondered wh...

    Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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