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meekah @ meekah @discuss.tchncs.de
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  • fragile masculinity

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  • jokes on you, my manliness is not in jeopardy if I just let all my plants dry out

  • The Six Stages of Code Grief

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  • Yeah, been there. The codebase I worked on also had a single method with 10k lines.

    The database IDs were strings including the hostname of the machine that wrote to the DB. Since it was a centralized server, all IDs had the same hostname. The ID also included date and time accurate to the millisecond, and the table name itself.

    Me: Mom, can we have UUIDs? Mom: We have UUIDs at home UUIDs at home: that shit

  • I've heard New Yorkers are devastated

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  • It's not a substantial difference, so not very creative. Obviously I'm not alone with that sentiment.

  • I've heard New Yorkers are devastated

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  • Do you think he had to refund a few tickets? I don't think it could have been too many, seeing as New York has a relatively progressive population, which probably means there were just a few people who wanted to go and actually spent the money to obtain access to the show.

  • I've heard New Yorkers are devastated

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  • Congrats on repeating the joke from the image

  • Feature parity or get out

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  • It really just boils down to what you're trying to do. Which is why choice is good, as always

  • What the fuck is a gentoo?

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  • Yes, that is how you'd use a wrench in that context

  • So much...

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  • this is the third time I'm seeing this meme and it took me until now to properly understand as well

  • Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

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  • The final hour is 8, and it would be pointing at the end of that. I don't see your problem.

  • Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

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  • Except this is order by DESC, so the 'lowest' value (Two) goes on index zero, the second lowest (Twelve) goes on index 1, etc.

  • Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

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  • Idk to me the top position is index 0, even though it's labeled 12.

    Think about it this way: when a new day begins, where are the clock hands?

  • How?

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  • I guess stuff like desktop widgets might be a candidate. Not sure if there's a specific framework for those, though

  • She's out of town and I'm cleaning her entire collection as a surprise

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  • based

  • fools!

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  • Surreal memes

  • What does that even mean?

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  • I mean the entirety of the planet earth is supposed to calculate that. Would you expect a stick of RAM to be able to do what a complete computer can?

  • This artist is incredible

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  • Superb even, one might say

  • [ExtraFabulous] Cooking Time

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  • I don't trust people who cook pasta solely based on a timer. You need to just try one ever now and then. Using only a timer its always under or overcooked

  • Which have you perfected?

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  • Who are you and why should I care about your comment?

  • I'm cleaning today (with back pain) because someones coming to see the place

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  • I don't even have to deal with any pain, just sweat, and I still struggle to do it even somewhat regularly..

    I do have a dishwasher, so loading and unloading that is easy enough. Washing clothes.. already a bit more difficult because it requires a certain time investment.

    Sweeping or mopping the floors? Cleaning dust off of shelves? Actually organizing my stuff? Impossible.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
    meekah @discuss.tchncs.de

    Finally