What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
“Cool ranch!”
I feel as though we need a (grand)dad jokes community!
Have you heard about that movie called “Constipation”?
It still hasn’t come out yet.
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
“You’re under a vest”
I’m pretty upset I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should have used aloha temperature.
What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?
A fizz-ician
