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ugly bag of mostly water

don't keep sweatin' what I do 'cause I'm gonna be just fine

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  • I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. I do not feel ashamed.

  • Look at dose birbs!!

  • Man when I tell you my panties just exploded off my body....

  • Bro either see a doctor or clean up your diet. That amount and frequency of smelly flatulence is not normal.

  • Cudney, Ezekiel | w m 59 | Farmer

    ----- Ann | w f 45 | wife | keeps house

    ----- Alfred | w m 21 | son | work on farm

    ----- Catharine | w f 15 | daughter | does as she pleases

  • Nevermind I'm high

  • What was the movie called?

  • Do you mean the Macarena?

  • The Parking Lot Is Full webcomic.

  • How do they taste anything? Smoking dulls your tastebuds.

  • Billy Idol - Rita Hayworth

    and

    Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time

  • Oh man I sympathize so hard with you. Histrionic moms are the worst because they make everything about them. But good for you for putting your foot down! Hang in there dude.

  • I'm sorry to hear you're struggling - but hang in there, I love your philosophy about moving forward!

  • Thanks friend :)

  • Thanks!

  • Neurospicy

  • I'm really sorry you're having such a shitty time, that's a whole lot to deal with. I hope things improve for you!

  • I'm not OK. I'm not super un-OK, but this time of year puts me in a dark mood.

    I promise I'm not trying to be edgy in saying this, but I fucking HATE the holidays. Everybody puts so much pressure on things being a certain way, especially because it's a religious holiday. I'm atheist, my mom is catholic, my dad is Jewish but agnostic, and my husband's family is some sort of Protestant. I wish I could treat it like a secular holiday, but my mom wants me to go to mass with her, my MIL wants us all to sing carols (fucking why, life isn't a Hallmark movie!), and a polite "no thanks" doesn't cut it, so no matter what I do I'm disappointing someone. I've gotta negotiate with both sides as to whose house we're visiting on each day, and I just don't know.... Every year the stress just gets to me, I can't wait for the holidays to be over. I count down the days until the 26th. The cold weather and lack of sun don't help either.

    Also. I just turned 42 this week. Every birthday I've ever had has been xmas-flavored - I can't escape it even for one day. I have a labral tear and femoroacetabular impingement in my right hip which need to be fixed surgically and have been making it really hard to squat and deadlift. And despite being diligent with sun protection, my dermatologist removed yet another mole - this one came back as "moderately precancerous" and they need to do a larger excision. She also suggested I get laser treatments to remove a few age spots on my face. I feel like I'm too young for any of this shit.

    I just want a pause button.