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  • A lot of his fondlerbots on Twitter posted about how wonderful it was, but that's what he bought them for.

  • Her could always leave. That'd improve it immensely!

  • Hey, now, come on. All the Musk Dickrider bots he bought for use as most of his followers (so he can pretend they're real people) love him.

  • Things take just that little bit longer to do. Walking somewhere, shopping, mowing, even getting ready to go out. I have to adjust my timetable, extend the time it takes to do things, which cuts into my day, leaving less time for the things I want to do. Which always happened, it's just that now it takes longer.

  • Every night while I'm on my computer, my cat sits on the desk beside me. Occasionally, she sits up and stares, wide-eyed, just over my shoulder and up a little. The house is silent. What the actual ... ?!

  • And they're classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

  • Any more filler and botox, she won't be able to open it at all.

  • Hey! If you only look at the letters on the left, they spell C ... U ... N ... oh. Never mind.

  • Can ... can you put a poster of the sun on your wall?

  • I look at the sky every night. I think, "C'mon, UFOs! Do something!" And after a few seconds, my neck hurts, so I go back inside.

  • Well, of course. He needs a well-funded military to illegally invade all the countries he covets oil and rare earth minerals in.

  • "Duck and cover!"

    Made it sound like a game.

  • Halligan: "Well, Judge, in this administration, we typically ignore judges who rule against us".

  • Gosh, that's nice of 'em! Where's the, "I don't want one cent of MUH TAXES going to fund foreigners" crowd now?

  • In quiet, reflective moments, Miller muses on his past.

    "I was happy strangling babies in back alley dumpsters. But Trump found me, and showed me how to hurt so many more people. I will forever be grateful".