@bjoerntantau Lil bit of Cryptonomicon vibes, the collision of code and literature nice.
@andrewta Never did what, reconcile?
@andrewta Takes a hell of a charisma check to convince to pack up someone else's office, I suppose. But if you did pull it off - whoa, you got a silver tongue, my friend. I hope you reconciled later.
@asklemmy Okay, I'll start.
I don't know if it was my worst - but it was notable.
Back in school, I wrote a worm using nothing but bat files. It were Windows 9x days, so it was fairly easy if you know your way around file shares. It removed most of the files and replaced autoexac.bat with a blinking message. I let it loose in the informatics classroom.
It was a huge scandal, the whole week of informatics curriculum was ruined, my parents got a call, I was made to reinstall everything. But after all the dust settled, I got a lifelong A+ from the informatics teacher. She also offered me and my gang to learn C after class, on a promise I put my nasty mind to good use.
@Valmond Get stories to tell
@ParlaMint Afterlife.
Death is boring and awful. I don't want it. Nobody really wants it. If you think you do, a) get help and b) you really don't.
@tetris11 Oh, exploitable!
(I don't know who those two are)
What are we, some kind of cockroaches, not people, in your opinion?
I don't understand.
@UltraGiGaGigantic
"Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends."
@danc4498 Oh, goddammit, the Lemmy thing fucked up the ASCII art. Whatever, google it.
OMFG: Oh My Fucking God
ROTFLOL: Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLCOPTER:
ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL \_^\_\_\_ L \_\_/ [] \\ LOL===\_\_ \\ L \\\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_] I I \--------/
...
Zoomers... cracks open a can of zero sugar monster energy
@RizzRustbolt Associative array here. Aka dictionary. Boring but practical.
@mugdad1 I don't mix, I'm on Mastodon. I just mentioned @linuxmemes in op-post et voila! Neat, huh?
@mugdad1 Trick is, I'm not on Lemmy.
@RizzRustbolt What's your fetch modus, warrior?
@someguy Thank you!
@mogoh I just mentioned the group and it worked!
The way it's supposed to be!
I'm so happy for this omfgrotflolcopter
@th3rdsergeevich It is my first op-post on lemmy, that's right.