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Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!

  • A reflection in the glass of the window.

  • Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.

  • run

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  • You have to use your imagination

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  • A&W

  • I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.

  • Left-to-right, top-to-bottom:

    1. From the TNG episode "Darmok", where Captain Picard has to learn how to communicate with an alien through shared danger.
    2. From DS9, the decades-long Bajoran resistance to the brutal Cardassian occupation.
    3. From the Voyager episode "Message in a Bottle", where the holographic doctor has to go outside his comfort zone in order to recapture a federation starship from the Romulans.
    4. From TNG, the friendship between human Geordi and the android Data.
    5. From DS9, the friendship and subsequent romance between Odo and Kira
    6. From Voyager, Janeway's insistence that Borg drones are still people.
  • "Make out" makes out so many things.

  • "Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

  • A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It's a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

  • That's terrible

  • Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

  • Carthago delenda est!

  • The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

  • I've still got my Nintendo 64, and I sometimes boot up Goldeneye for old time's sake.

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Wife trouble

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Two hunters

  • Ye Power Trippin' Bastards @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    I thought I was being pretty diplomatic

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Of Biblical Proportions