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Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!

  • The one thing that bothers me about the metric system is how much of it is never actually used. No one says "1 megameter", for example. They say "1,000 kilometers". When you think about it, most metric prefixes are never used with most metric units.

  • Fair game.

  • Yuh

  • "Old money" vs. "New money" is a particularly American concept, though.

  • I'd do something irresponsible and selfish with the money like adopt an entire orphanage. Just pissing the money away.

  • Your nervous system has finite bandwidth. The extra movement and sensation signals drown out the "need to pee" signal, making it seem less urgent. It's also why we rub the area around minor injuries to relieve pain.

  • AFAIK California doesn't require a license for ebikes.

  • Lmao

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  • It is a theory to explain how genie knows about things like automobiles and 20th century movie stars. It posits that these are only anachronisms if the story is set in the past, as commonly assumed. But setting it in the far distant future eliminates the problem. It also explains the apparent "magic" in the world as remnants of a fallen high-tech civilization.

    Rajah the tiger? Genetic engineered. Magic carpet? Hover tech. Buried stop signs (video game only)? Ancient relic. It's really quite surprising how well this theory fits.

  • Lmao

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  • Throw in the fan theory that Disney's version takes place thousands of years in the future.

  • Lmao

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  • You mean like... speaking to someone in the same room? While they're looking at you? With their eyes?!

  • Lmao

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  • Goofy at the bottom

    From the phrasing and context, I was expecting something else when I clicked.

  • Lmao

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  • Don't forget the Snake game.

  • Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish recruitment office?

  • Assuming it survives the fall to the bottom of the elevator shaft, the building management should be able to retrieve it for you.

  • At first I thought this was an announcement from Microsoft.

  • Krombiception, of course.

    ...you do have krombiception, don't you?

  • "Expressed greater intent to commit rape"

    I would really like to know how they measured this. I get the feeling that the men being studied didn't come out and state, "yes, I have a greater intent to rape" on a survey or something. The researchers must have been using something as a proxy for "intent to rape".

    I'd also like to see the stats for how many of the men have actually raped someone. For example, if 86% are rated as "more likely to rape" after watching porn, but 99.9% don't rape anyone, then that would suggest there is no correlation between porn and rape.

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Wife trouble

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Two hunters