At least toilet paper is good at wiping away shit

When you're famous, they let you grab 'em by the [ REDACTED ]

Bro, this is Dr Seuss. What are you on about?

a fictional, Seussian world where anything is possible. such as one where Christmas exists but "christ" does not.

for christ's sake, let it go, lol

ok, I agree with that

OK, Anakin… you act like it’s sand or something…

I think it's just very high-capacity. like, this is what they run on utility poles (or bury), and connect to huge switches in your neighborhood before being split up into individual lines.

That looks like high capacity coaxial cable. Probably for phone and Internet usage for the neighborhood. But it’s hard to tell.

please explain

is mocking pedophiles really political?

aww, feels like a lapdance on my heart ❤️

busted, lol

if you ever think that Trump couldn't possibly go lower, just wait...

I suggest a rewatch if you haven't seen it lately. it didn't get less funny, lol

Microsoft publisher, the wish.com version of Adobe InDesign

lmao

this is just ghoulish

I think a lot of this could be resolved by presenting this in a different context; perhaps if it were framed as "common misbeliefs" or "debunked common beliefs", and users could search by date of birth.

this could be expanded later, too, to include regional stuff.