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  • And then we taught those rocks to think in ways we don't really understand, and dedicated cities worth of electrical energy to allow them to think harder and faster, and gave them the means to improve themselves.

  • Something terrible.

  • Really puts the fragility of life in Perspex.

  • It's free real estate delta V!

  • Most people who rape kids

  • Can't he just do the big funny with a tomahawk missile before retiring?

  • And the hookers are just all obese sweaty neckbears roleplaying as hookers

  • Girls are having puberty without the consent of their congressmen?!

  • After his mum is done with them, maybe

  • Most people give up 10-25 years of their life to a prison cell, but whatever.

  • I used to fix POS machines and networks for retail and hospo. I didn't wear a uniform, just a polo shirt. I could walk into server rooms, storerooms full of liquor, and open cash registers without ever announcing myself or saying who I was.

    Retail and hospo workers so often DGAF who walks behind the bar.

  • Tickle monster

  • I had one, and it was shit for regen braking, but also terrifying. It was a dual 1kw motor (front and back wheels both powered) bike with a car battery sized LiFePO4 battery bolted over the back wheel. Incredibly top heavy, overpowered such that the front wheel would spin on the road at takeoff, and the regenerative braking was a fixed amount of deceleration. Meaning it would put, say, 100 Newton's of torque consistently when triggered. Want to stop from 50km/hr to zero in 10m? Too bad, this bike does it in 25m.

    Want to apply just a little bit of braking? Too bad, these brakes are Boolean and they are either on or off.

    I believe it was a homebrew import, I bought it off a guy who inherited it after his housemate died (not from the bike)

    For context, the max legal motor size here is 250 watts (or 1/8th the power of this bike)

  • I'm pretty busy, can I schedule them all in for the last Sunday of each month?

  • Mostly I make JIRA tickets.

  • Maybe Trump should buy Islas Malvinas from Argentina.

  • I was thinking Vader is Hegseth.

  • Never meet your heroes.

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Australian Government gets a taste of what everyday people have to deal with in terms of data breaches as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online

    www.abc.net.au /news/2025-10-14/anthony-albanese-mobile-phone-number-available-online/105889284
  • memes @lemmy.world

    If one was available, would conservatives take a vaccine against the woke mind virus?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm not even ooking

  • Gardening @lemmy.world

    I made 17 stackable, movable garden beds out of scrap timber I salvaged

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Rather large ice crystals formed in the roasted butternut soup that I made, froze, and reheated last night

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Work smarder not tarder

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    A story in 4 acts

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    while we were watching for threat from China, here comes Philippines with a steel chair!

  • Factorio @lemmy.world

    TFW the reactor finally reaches critical temperature

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Sometimes google street view just captures a vibe, you know?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I forgot the lyrics to the Old MacDonald song, but It's All Coming Back To Me Now

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    TFW you see the toilet paper after the first wipe when your haemorrhoids flare up badly

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    This hair product remains effective up to 230 degrees C which is really handy because when I'm exposed to ovenlike temperatures, my first thought is "Oh no, my hair!"

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Whats the worst that could happen?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Analysts: "Maybe some sort of advanced camoflage?"

  • Unethical Life Pro Tips @lemmy.world

    ULPT: If you get paid annual leave and you're definitely going to quit your job soon, ask for a large pay rise first. When you quit, your accumulated annual leave will be paid out at the higher rate

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    in Australia, when we pay taxes, we get a receipt. The receipt shows what our taxes were spent on