It's when you pee in someone's mouth during a blowie.

My mom will haunt me from reflective surfaces in darkened rooms, as I shuffle past to get more snacks. I'll start wearing horse blinders soon.

Since the dip, I figured I'd take out a loan against my 401k and use it to pay off some debt.

I don't doubt it, so I'm drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.