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ZeffSyde

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  • Come and take it!

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  • Ah! This is convenient! I can finally settle this blood feude my father bestowed upon me on his death bed!

    I'll just need your contact information and we can get this whole ugly ordeal out of the way.

  • Come and take it!

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  • I, too, fell asleep to a couple of Peloponnesian War documentaries...

  • The erasure of Luigi Mangione

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  • Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

  • If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s.

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  • I haven't smoked in a decade, but I still miss the smell of good Dutch rolling tobacco. Now hardly anybody smokes, and if they do it's cheap American cigarettes or shitty cigars.

  • american culture

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  • I rebel against this fact by being American and using the spelling of "Grey" for the color, autocorrect be damned.

  • american culture

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  • Yes!

  • the amount of slop saying "wait till the end" is too damn high

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  • To be fair, to a 15 year old 28 is old as hell.

  • GET REKT

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  • [ ] Mumps

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  • Right? Have we all forgotten about killer bees all of the sudden?

  • GET REKT

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  • Snakes On A Plane 4: This Time It's Hornets- A film by Chat GPT

  • GET REKT

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  • Whew. Looks like the feds didn't find the colony of buzzy buddies I've been nurturing in the suburbs.

    Can't wait for spring!

  • I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway

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  • Somehow, I grew up in the one neighborhood in the city that hasn't had a spike in value in the last couple of decades. My mom refuses to move out to a retirement community (at this point she would need assisted living). She likes to talk about improving the property and what color she should paint the upstairs. Watches flipper shows all day.

    I don't have the heart to tell her that I have no interest in inheriting the property and that it will be a huge burden to liquidate all of the 'antiques' she has gathered over the last 80 years that now stink of cat piss and many colors of mold.

    She's always been there for me in my darkest hours, though, and so has that shit mid century ranch.

    I'll still let her win at Wheel of Fortune, as long as she can remember my name.

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    It's good to be da king

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  • Like an ogre, they have layers.

  • NASA's 2 stuck astronauts face more time in space with return delayed until at least late March

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  • "I know what it feels like to be upside down from here." -Atom and His Package

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    MAGA supporter says if wife doesn't get pregnant during sex then it's 'gay sex'

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  • I always get the weirdest looks at cons when I wear a T-shirt bearing this slogan.

  • The UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter's meticulous planning has helped him evade police so far, experts say

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  • I played a cop in a video game once and know that they investigate murders of poor/homeless people.

  • The UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter's meticulous planning has helped him evade police so far, experts say

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  • I heard he climbed down into the sewers, put his signature hockey mask back on and is sheltering with some young adult martial arts reptilians.

  • New report claims gamers spend more time watching videos about gaming than playing games

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  • Game Production Manager: "Nobody is going home until we get this bug ironed out. You don't have to come in this weekend if you don't want, but we won't renew your contract if you didn't."

  • Benches have been removed for your inconvenience

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  • I'm imagining nothing but monkey bars over a bottomless pit between the subway entrance and the yellow strip by the train doors.