Exactly this. When he was 'broke ' he was just a kid and couldn't by a Lambo because he was bored. Now he has an amount of money that requires responsibility, so much so that professionals are required to handle it. Sooo stressful.
He doesn't know what Broke is. Honestly, most people that say they are don't.
I doubt he's ever had to pass on brunch so he wouldn't have to worry about his check to the gas company bouncing.
Never had to pawn his stereo to cover rent so his girlfriend wouldn't finally kick him out.
Never had to calculate whether the bus fare to and from the plasma clinic was actually worth the trip for a donation.
I found one of those in the back of a taxi before my first smartphone.
I read through the guys messages and decided he was an abusive asshat. Kept it, wiped it, used it as an mp3 player until the screen cracked in my back pocket.
To this day I cringe whenever I see someone keeping their phone in a back pocket.
Just institute a back seat compost system like I did as a teenager. You just have to stir it up every once in a while.
Bonus is nobody asks you for a ride or for help moving, and eventually, you can just leave your windows down and the raccoons will do most of the work for you.
The reason venues live the cans is that that can't be recapped after opening, so they are harder to refill so you keep buying more instead of reupping in the bathroom.
I may have a chance to travel to Europe for the first time in my life, and I'm worried that the Ugly American stereotype will be factored in to my reception. Probably won't go until things calm down here/the nukes fly.
'If I'm elected, there'll be 50 percent less Lego blocks on the floor. That's more than half we have to deal with these days. I know a guy, a real smart guy, that knows how, and I've seen it, to melt Lego bricks. He'll eradicate these bothersome Lego bricks so we don't have to tip toe around them any more.'
Suicide by cop is definitely a thing.