He looks like you just woke him up.

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I learned my email was hacked when my hacker kindly let me know he hacked it. "Hi I just hacked you email you should probably change your password." Yep. My internet activity is so pathetic and fruitless a hacker had pity on me.

Mocha can hear a pin drop 20 miles away.

"Play with me! PLEASE!"

How do humans resist playing with that belly?

"Touch my belly now, I dare you."

Cat can sleep, blep, and stand at the same time?

And she shall have it. But I get to tickle that belly though.

The first pic says her name is "Bright Eyes." The second says her name is "Lil Miss Void."

May your enemies run with fear.

"OMG, please don't be another 'Lost!'"

Hopefully the thrower found some feces in their shoes the next morning.

It would be so hard to stop petting that cat. She's so cute. 😻

No struggle?

"Why do you need to go on so many adventures, when I am the adventure?"

"Cheer up, human. One day you'll win at Counter Strike."

Feline Fine by Katodaachus

It feels so real in how disappointing the experience becomes for the straight characters. That would be my reaction if I went into that thing to be frightened, and I get David S. Pumpkins instead. By the way, you're not alone as I read years ago that Tom Hanks doesn't get it either.

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