I would rather have a 10mbps connection or even 5mbps connection than ever having dial-up again.

That's like saying you'd rather have $10,000 than $50. If that was the choice, it would be an obvious one. Dial-up was a choice between $50 or nothing. Given the options, yes, it was awesome.

OP clearly knows that's not the appropriate c/ for their needs. That's why they're asking for another. Why the hostility toward someone who knows what they want, and where not to find it?