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UniversalMonk Real UniversalMonk @sopuli.xyz

Mercantile Akatoshian Daedra-Worshipper. Straight Cis White Union-Buster, Corporatist TechBro, Anti-Piracy Doxer and Snitch. Debt manipulator. Alcoholic. Drug Addict. Caffeine Addict. I bow down to the Capitalist Duopoly, and so can you. Ignore the imitators, I'm the only real one!

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Fresh basil
  • She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.

  • Messy
  • I've never met anyone who could survive a piano falling on them either. It's a cartoon, dipshit.

  • Always a dilemma
  • Thanks for letting everybody know, we were all sitting around waiting.

  • Always a dilemma
  • You should say 212F instead of using the metric system. The C is for Cringe.