
I always forget how cursed pre-beard Riker looks đś

My childhood cats hated their bells so much they learned how to abuse the breakaway safety clasps on their collars and get them off entirely. Sneaky indeed.

I think it might be a bell, but definitely some kind of collar accessory thing.

I was thinking very finely ground parsley or basil would make that color. But I've never seen either that powderized.

I've been driving myself insane for 10 minutes over this; what is the garnish?

Can't wait to see if the negroni encased in a giant fake ice cube was the climax of that bit or if there's something even more delightfully unhinged waiting for us.

Yes, stop doing engineering and do something actually valuable for the station! Like grow hydroponic weed, or leave vials of thermite everywhere, or beat the mime senseless...

All hail Greg, patron saint of cocktails! His Manhattan matrix episode was so wild I still think about it periodically.

Something about the professional, detached tone combined with the absolute slapstick insanity of the article's content makes this perfect comedy

If they made mystery flavored drinks like mystery flavored air heads, I'd buy them.

I bet you could Photoshop in one! Probably would be less blurry đ