How can she slap?!?!

Oh, that's how

my entire body is a cheese receptor

Cheddar is the opiate of the masses

well there's the whole telecom industry too

Good to hear they exist, thanks for letting me know!

Investigative journalists need to look into this. Oh wait, there aren't any left because evil corporations own 90% of the media outlets now.

Righty tighty lefty loosey

Wait until everyone hears about Chester Field, his Canadian fling