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i fucking hate Origin Energy

  • I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt... but then, you'd still need to 'release the poison' so wtf would you do?

  • I used to work at a fish packing factory and had to get something out of a skip bin and i fell getting in. I was drenched in rotting fish guts and green slime that had been sitting for a couple of days out in the heat of the Aussie QLD summer (around 40C)

  • Lol yeah she was pretty intense, but all my crazy sex stories come from her (was with her for 4 years). She even shat on me once lol after her i only dated vanilla girls

  • Itd be cheaper for the customer to avoid it in the first place lol

  • Only once, and i really didnt like it. Turns out im not into having my dick lightly sliced with a razor blade

  • I dated a girl once who said she was into kinky shit and i thought pfft yeah yeah - she wanted to cut my dick while it was hard and suck the blood mixed with precum 😐

  • Shit on the bonnet, shit on the roof, shit on the side mirrors, shit on the windows, shit on the trunk, shit on the tires, shit on the door handles, shit on the windscreen wipers and shit inside of the exhaust pipe

  • Tarrot card reading

  • No one knows, thats the allure of the mystery

  • Freddy Mercury punching Scar

  • Im too broke to care

  • laughs in misanthrope

  • Im so glad they are. A soon as you research this guy and see how he's telling the next generation of males to basically be incels and hate women, its clear he's a piece of shit. I reckon he's close to killing himself anyway from depression so fingers crossed

  • My body: yOu nEeD dRuGs

  • But would he have the time?

  • Rock and rye

  • tidy

    Jump
  • Its freedom mum

  • I want a rusty axe, I wanna know voodoo, A fat removed named bridgett, And a little sip of faygo too

  • ....they gotta point