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i fucking hate Origin Energy

  • I need to get a prostate exam but im worried the doc will think i have an ugly asshole 😪

  • Extreme ironing - and yes it is a sport. WE WILL NOT BE MARGINALISED!

  • "You will be banned from my answering" if this cunt ever becomes PM we're all gonna be told this

  • I dont know what a satisfied woman tastes like

  • Blah blah fucking blah. Why doesnt she spend some of her money to sort something out if its that big of a deal for her.

    Banging on about helping the people but theres always a fucking backroom deal thats only gonna benefit her and her rich mates. Fuck up Reinhart ya cunt

  • Thick slice of bread, some smashed avo and a plastic cheese slice with salt n pepper. The morning tucker of champs!

  • Why the fuck should he get to go

  • Pussy

  • Another meeting that could have been an email. At 6am. Yay.

  • Probably some morning tennis in a bikini followed by some time in the pool, but thats only when im having a blast with my summer fling in the south of france

  • But what about the toxicity of our city?

  • Yep. Even Socrates saw democratic elections as just popularity contests

  • That too

  • Id pay, then scalp them outside for double the price for all the other rich people who missed out

  • Sometimes i start with something kinda fucked up or not related to the convo at all, then realise from their facial expression and have to figure out how i can tie this back into the convo like it all makes sense. Its such a rush when you pull it off.

  • Turns out being rich beats democracy

  • Im in my late 30s and i think i have it figured out but also feel like everything could change drastically soon, so im not quite sure