The wizard casts Wish.
"I wish that every object in the world grows or shrinks randomly up to 5%"
I think he won.
90% of programming I have seen after a decade plus of doing it full time is minor changes being made to code that was already made by someone. Likely not documented. Likely already changed in a dozen little ways. Math isn't the problem. Understanding what the guy who wrote it is often the problem.
Oh and you can't ask them because they likely don't work here anymore.
Being a programmer is more like being a detective than anything else unless you work for a small company.
I am saddened to see that this thread had no mention of how many horses it takes to run a router. What do y'all think? Would one be enough? It would need to work in shifts to keep up time at 100%. Maybe 3 to be safe?
I finally made the switch recently. Windows kept getting worse, and worse, and worse. Every day I felt like I had to fight it more to just do anything. I've been mainly a Windows user my entire life and I just couldn't stand to use it any more.
I couldn't be happier. Every game I play on steam just works. I'm installing mods and updating config files deep in the magical proton depths and it just works. A clean install of the operating system is actually a clean place to start. I'm telling everyone I know.
Not going to lie, even after you pointed it out, it took me a minute to find it lol. Hell yeah, that'll keep her secure.
But is it locked? Better slap a padlock on it somewhere, then give it two slaps and say "no one's getting in there".
I would reject this pull request. Why is the indenting all over the place? Why is your keyword capitalisation all over the place? WHY YELLOW?!
Edit: the more I look at this the more it pisses me off. Wtf is going on with your kerning? Just random number and placement of spaces. Also, why is the table name in caps? Who does that? Select * is lazy. Do you really need every field about a girl? Really? Worst of all, not a limited request. I sware this is just the kind of thing that would return 30 million rows and brick the database for twenty seconds.
Sir Chad carries a twelve pounder hand cannon, and when he ignites the powder the ball sails true into the main deck of the pirate, but the recoil capsizes his vessel.
That is awesome. And maybe this is a dumb question but... Would that actually make the report of the gun louder?
I wish I could show this comment to people who built a multi million dollar project for the government using just these kinds of tools. But maybe you can only get away with that kind of thing in government contracting work lol
That's what I said when I joined a place that wrote almost everything in blueprints. Somehow all the other devs didn't think it was possible.
It's code, but without automated tests, comments, style rules, and often stored in binary files making change management a nightmare.
It's trying to paint but you can only use your fingers and also one of the other devs ate all the red.
An amazing story, and just downright perplexing. It is a shame you never found out what on earth was going on in the CTOs head. I would love to understand the thought process (or lack thereof) that went into that.
The future is already here – it's just not evenly distributed.
The Economist, December 4, 2003, William Gibson
I think about it like the tires on a car. They are (hopefully) the only part of the car that touches the road. If they aren't working correctly everything else isn't going to save you from a gentle curve in the road.