If you turn too fast, does it throw off your balance?

Have you ever turned too fast and KO'd a short person?

Y'all need to play some Dr. Nim. That's a REAL programmer's board game https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/23630/the-amazing-dr-nim

Wololo

What's the old saying? It's not the fall that kills you, but the abrupt stop?

Definitely 2. Everyone else is looking sexy and cute. But 2 came to play ball.