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You misspelled biased

Nice try, Samsung

No it isn't, it respect's ctrl+c, SIGINT and gives useful feedback for new users. Many shortcuts are immediately shown on screen.

Sure but the people who know that probably know how to exit vi(m). Thus nano (or any other less arcane editor) should be the default.

This statement is false

You should delete this to really freak some out.