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  • They weren't afraid to tell it like it is ... In a private group chat

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  • Bernie Sanders: Total Blue Haired Land Whale. Can hardly hear him talk over the clank of all his facial piercings. Trynna give everyone healthcare and stop the tidal wave of money rushing out of the pockets of working people into the ever expanding hoards of billionaires. So problematic.

  • speak for yourself

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  • Musking the completion date

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  • Filmed by my aunt and uncle in Norway

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  • Deer on a hike: Oooh! The majesty of nature!

    Deer while driving: Don’t you dare, you suicidal maniac!

    Deer in my garden: GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU ROSE EATING, VEGETABLE STEALING, STRAWBERRY TRAMPLING, OVER GROWN RODENT DISEASE VECTOR SHIT MACHINE!!

  • I scream, you scream...

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  • Is that a bowl of shredded cheese?

  • You are someone's candy corn

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  • Candy corn is a small, pyramid-shaped candy, typically divided into three sections of different colors, with a waxy texture and a flavor based on honey, sugar, strawberry, and vanilla.It is a staple candy of the fall season and Halloween in North America.

    Candy corn's traditional colors of yellow, orange, and white represent the colors of the fall harvest, or of corn on the cob with the wide yellow end resembling a corn kernel.

    Candy corn has a reputation for generating polarizing responses, with articles referring to it as "Halloween's most contentious sweet" which people either "love" or "hate".

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_corn

  • Caw caw

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  • This upsets me deeply. I had to get up in the night and trim my toenails last night because they were long enough that I could feel them against the sheets.

  • Savory oatmeal

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  • This is not an airport, you do not need to announce your departure.

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    I guess he did not eat any good books lately

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  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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  • Link’s not working..

  • Dazzling supermoon illuminates skylines around the world

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  • I’m having a hard time understanding why it’s a problem for you that other people get excited about interesting things in nature.

    If it brings them joy, what’s the problem?

    The “wolf” part that you’re upset about was there long before you were a child, you just didn’t know about it. I’m guessing you are not American. The Old Farmer’s Almanac has published the (English translated) Algonquin names of the full moons since 1792.

    The super moon is when a full moon occurs when the moon is closest to the earth in its elliptical orbit. Also something that has been happening since long before you were a child. The term was coined in 1979, so maybe you missed out on that as part of your childhood.

    A blood moon is a special type of lunar eclipse. Unless you are older than the human race, you are not too old to have had people around you getting excited about eclipses. And yes, pretty colors that happen when they are occurring in range of certain light waves from earth’s atmosphere are exciting, if you’re paying attention.

    It seems like you’re pretty good at not paying attention though, so why not just continue that habit and let people enjoy what they like?

  • Never a moment's peace

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  • The Italian version linked above is a dessert/ sweet breakfast treat:

    (Translated to English by Google)

    Ingredients: Strawberry Pasta

    200g farfalle (pasta)

    125g strawberries

    100g goat cheese

    2 tablespoons milk

    2 tablespoons lemon juice

    1/2 lemon zest

    2 tablespoons cooking cream (preferably UHT)

    2 sprigs of mint

    [add seven cups of high fructose corn syrup if serving to Americans]

  • Life goals

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  • They’re definitely the reason for Palestine’s problems. Long before October 7.

  • New poll shows majority of California voters support Prop. 50

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  • In my county prop 50 is the only thing on the ballot.

  • Seriously, after all that work?

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  • I take down the dusty old ones that aren’t useful anymore. Especially if they are all full of bug remains. I call those the “pizzas boxes” and gently criticize my ceiling spiders for not minding their messes as I tidy up and make space for fresh, clean, sticky webs.

  • Great conversation starter for the holidays

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  • The book of Acts is not generally considered apocryphal.

  • Great conversation starter for the holidays

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  • I recall (but am not up to finding at this hour) one spot in the OT where someone is talking about God feeding mankind with the milk from his breast. And I think he “birthed” ice and snow in the book of Job?

    But in this case, the Holy Spirit is the one that “came on Mary.”

    God the father and God the son are masculine, but God the spirit is without gender.

    Also, Jesus had brothers in the story, and they don’t seem to be supernatural beings, so I think it was consummated eventually.

  • Unexpected Friends

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  • To be fair, we were also mad at Target for capitalizing on pride month with shitty rainbow washed baubles of capitalism made by children in developing countries in appalling conditions for appalling wages.

  • Pick one

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  • I’m a three. I’ve always been a three.

  • I feel the same

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  • They eat nothing but “original” flavored Soylent, sometimes banana flavor if they’re feeling frisky.