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  • They don't know what's coming

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  • I file them under “constipated rock,” because that voice sounds like he’s laboring on the toilet as he “sings.”

  • Major federal immigration operation headed to San Francisco Bay Area

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  • Fuck.

    Edit: Yay! (For now)

  • California to deploy National Guard to support food banks, fast-track funding as Trump’s shutdown strips families of food benefits

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  • Lower down it says that the $80M is to keep food banks stocked. That money will go a lot farther with food banks negotiating bulk deals than a person trying to buy groceries on their own. Not sure which they’ll actually be doing. Still not a lot though.

    deploying California’s National Guard and California Volunteers to strengthen food distribution and invest $80 million to keep food banks stocked.

  • If you eat farm fresh eggs, you're probably ingesting trace amounts of rooster cum

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  • Egg chute and poop chute are the same chute. Just saying.

  • Tea time, innit?

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  • Tea time, innit?

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  • Listen. Carcinisation is a process not to be fucked with. Please do not add lead poisoning to the mix. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

  • Woman

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  • Also old. And women who’ve had hysterectomies. And intersex women.

  • arborholing

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  • The botany of desire is a fun book written on the subject. Michael Pollan is not a scientist though, he’s a science and environmental journalist and Harvard professor.

  • Our cat being weird as usual

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  • Can’t tell if Scottish or decorating early for Christmas. 🤔

  • morphology-based phylogeny

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  • ya

  • morphology-based phylogeny

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  • They occasionally sell the Brussels sprouts on the stalk like that at the farmers market. I feel like some kind of vegetable wizard walking around with it.

    Brussels sprouts, pineapple, asparagus, rice, peanuts, chocolate.

  • morphology-based phylogeny

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  • 0000000000000

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  • In college we had a drinking game where we drank every time she made claw hands and said “RICH and CREEEAMY”

    Ya got plastered quick.

  • it all makes sense when you remember these people are rabid pedophiles

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  • It was the marines birthday. And the National No Kings protest. I think Donnie wanted to remind us all that he’s not afraid to do military things on domestic soil when he gets his feelers hurt.

  • Honestly Bizarre

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  • Same with nuts. Botanically, not a thing.

  • Happy Pepé

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  • Can confirm, there were many inflatable frog people, frog signs, Kermit the frog puppets and just people in head to to green at the protest in SF Bay Area today.

  • They weren't afraid to tell it like it is ... In a private group chat

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  • Who would you say is the best of them? Trump?

  • They weren't afraid to tell it like it is ... In a private group chat

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  • Bernie Sanders: Total Blue Haired Land Whale. Can hardly hear him talk over the clank of all his facial piercings. Trynna give everyone healthcare and stop the tidal wave of money rushing out of the pockets of working people into the ever expanding hoards of billionaires. So problematic.

  • speak for yourself

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  • Musking the completion date

    🤣🤣🤣