Next he plans to fix the economy by issuing pardons to the farmers.

I accidentally put in the hardware code to reset my phone to factory settings once by jamming it into my car console. It sucked at the time, but made me appreciate that I could use this code in the future if needed.

You may have this option on your device as well.

There was a brief moment when broadcast television networks just put their shit on the internet for free. Like you just had to go to their website, and then like the whole catalog of Scrubs or something was just there to watch.

It's me versus the world. It wouldn't be fair otherwise.

In an alternative framing, you're more than enough to take us all on.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-AhtKvgy6MA&pp=

Sounds a bit like this one.

If Biden didn't say "No take backs", then pardons can definitely be canceled. That's what SCOTUS told me.

I love how the film Ratatouille created a convenient short-hand for whenever I need to express verbally that there is a person being manipulated by a rodent into performing a task with expert skill that they do not possess on their own.

I have never prayed to Sam Jackson and I've only been on one plane that I saw a snake on.

What is a Jawa's favorite car manufacturer?

Lamborg... Ya know what. It's too many syllables and doesn't work.

It's such a weird place to be to feel that this guy is absolute trash, but also kind of heartened that he can still apparently feel shame about being absolute trash.

Labuubuu. What the crap is a baby gonna do with some frankincense anyway?

So the argument is that "if we give people food, and then they eat that food, then we are harmed because we cannot make them give us back that food that they ate"?

Sometimes Winnie the Pooh. Sometimes Cthulhu.

Reflexively want to correct him on how to use adverbs, but in this case the way he used "badly" might be accurate.

Is third person empath a thing? Like being able to have what one person is experiencing be felt emotionally by another person? I would do that, then really fuck up the day of an ICE agent.

Isn't the first step just having some further left candidates run in the primaries?

It might matter from the perspective of who Trump pays attention to. There are a lot of celebrities that he feels like he needs to respond to, whether it's Rosie O'Donnell, Taylor Swift, etc. He pays attention to them much more than he pays attention to international authoritative voices, and I expect that Han Solo recognizes this too.

I think both things can be true in this case. People can admit that accidental Nazi tattoos should be disquailifying in a sane world, but also recognize that we are not currently in a sane world and that a person that got accidental Nazi tattoos is making a lot of sense in the current circumstances.

Michael Clarke Duncan to do a mulriverse style team up with Vincent D'Onofrio against Ben Afleck and Charlie Cox. There's a good chance it would be a disaster, but I would still love to see it.