In an NBC News data investigation of 31 states, about 70% of counties and jurisdictions fell below the target vaccination rate needed for community protection.


Got fired from my job as an executioner cuz I kept laughing and fucking around with the bodies.
Why?

Like seriously, why?
It is my opinion that this is a bad idea.
I don't even live in NYC so idk why I'm constantly being asked to debate the merits of their new mayor.
I was a little shocked to learn recently, those chimney sweep boys actually crawled up the chimneys to clean them. I always figured they were just shoving those ass big broom things in the chimney, but no they actually had the little orphan boys scramble up them with a hand broom. Sometimes they'd get stuck and they'd have to tie a rope to them to yank them out, or they'd run into a hot patch of the chimney and get burned. It was so bad even people of the time began condemning it as a horrible inhumane practice and began passing regulations on chimney cleaning to do away with it.
Ugh!
I def vomited a lot when I had pneumonia.
I got pneumonia when I was a kid cuz I feel in a stream and inhaled water.
If it's as bad as that then, yeah that shit does sound like it sucks.
Oh boy, we're bringing back whooping cough!
In an NBC News data investigation of 31 states, about 70% of counties and jurisdictions fell below the target vaccination rate needed for community protection.

Jesus Christ we really are reverting to the early industrial revolution aren't we?
What next, cholera? Consumption? Little orphan boys cleaning chimneys?
Turns out people have been making boomer "nagging wife" jokes for a while (cw: sexism)
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Conservatives view mass shootings as a natural disaster. Even the ones who's own family members die in them rarely change their views, it's just a fact of Settler Colonialism nature that this happens cuz people must have guns but sometimes people with guns shoot up schools.
True, but "we're not making things THAT much worse" is a defense AIBros like to whip out.
Not really "your bad", Memphis is sort of seen as "culturally" rural, as are a lot of cities in the Southern part of the US. People seem to forget that Atlanta is a major metro area cuz it doesn't culturally feel like NYC.
True but Memphis isn't really rural.
That's what's shocking about this, this isn't a Podunk town, Memphis is one of the biggest cities in the Southern US, probably why there's bigger backlash against this.
How Elon is poisoning Memphis Tennessee
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"Man this is going to give tankies so much free ammo."
"Yeah it's crazy all this free ammo we keep getting, anyway, keep firing the machine gun!!!"
I've met a weird number of Boomer with kids who admit openly they actually didn't want kids, including my own dad, who said it openly to me and my sister.
Pewny blue gits act all fancy cuz they got da fancy tanks. Well guess what, weez Boiz gotta bigger fancy tank! Take that blue gits!

Boomers don't actually believe this works. They just hate their children and want to shame them for not being as successful as them.
I wonder if in another life Elon would have just been an kinda annoying but mostly harmless furry.
Anyone born in a decade before mine was driving around in Model-Ts going "23 Skidoo! Taking my dame picture show!" Anyone born after my decade is like "67! Rizzing up the huz! On skibidi GOATED!"

That's the rules.
I don't know enough about linguistics to say if that's true or not.
I'm just saying I think he was right about Koko.
And from what I read Norm was probably right. Koko's handlers took a lot of liberties interpreting her sign language, and if you look at a lot of what she said they are just requests for either food or play, not dissimilar from a dog getting excited when you say "treat".
Norm is a creep though.
Paul was the chosen son, I gave him $10,000 cash in hand and he started a good little business, he has three organic hummus factories producing $5000 a week.
Bit Idea: Vegan Daniel Day-Lewis
"If I have an almond milkshake, and you have an almond milk shake, and I have a straw that goes all the way over to your almond milkshake, I DRINK YOUR ALMOND MILKSHAKE! slurrrrp I DRINK IT UP!"
Have you ever had a parent or grandparent try and be progressive and supportive in some way but do so in a weird way cuz they aren't up with the current lingo?
I have a trans-woman coworker who told me her Southern grannie called her "one of them new types of lady", and how she found that kind of sweet even if it was sort of problematic.
Is this the solution to the male loneliness epidemic?
BLOWBACK: months before that guy shot two National Guardsmen in DC, another Afghan immigrant who served in the same units shot a police officer in Virginia (CW: gun violence)
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He was killed by police.
Apparently he was struggling financially since moving to the US, much like the DC shooter, and when he got pulled over by the police openly said "I should have worked for the Taliban!" before whipping out a gun.
Okay so I was under the impression the informant didn't know it was Luigi but just called the cops cuz they thought he was acting sus. But I guess that was bullshit.
Yeah that happens to her a lot for whatever reason
Oh boy I can't wait to see my sister, who I'm really close to, for the holidays. I've been away in west Africa for a while and it's been so long since I've seen her.
I hope she has some Folgers coffee for me when I get there.
Did I mention we're REALLY close?
"WELL ASKCUALLY THE USA IS A NET EXPORTER OF OIL!!!"
Anyone else love this fucking take?
It seems to assume the US has a national oil company, which it doesn't, it's run by a bunch of private firms with foreign interests, so even if the US exports more oil those companies still want to secure their foreign interest. ExxonMobil has offshore wells in Guyana which is right next to Venezuela, why would they do they if the USA has such much good crude?!?!?!
Shut the fuck up debate pervert!
Trump: friendship with Marjorie Taylor Greene ended

Zohran Mamdani is my new best friend!
(I'm on mobile rn so I couldn't actually make the meme)
Edit: someone else made it
People get so fucking weird about seeing people read in public.
"Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he's sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he's so smart and cultured."
Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I'd rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?