This is perfect. Can we just start calling him Neville from now on?

Older. You’re getting older. Heck can wait.

So, been in Heck long?

Sathan has entered the chat.

I think perhaps you could build an entire community around this premise.

My list, FWIW:

Sinks in public washrooms either don’t turn on when you put your hand under it, or only turns on when you pull your hands away.

The other lane always moves faster.

Everyone is always, always clearing their throats.

Came here to say all this stuff - one of the few megafauna left in North America. Very large. Very fast. Will stomp and gore you until you are dead and it will hurt the entire time you are dying. That said, I want more megafauna back. How cool would it be to see a giant tree sloth in your pine tree,Ora mastodon on I-95.