“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’”Can I store things in the dog?”NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”
It’s me, I’m that player