Attaxalotl @ Attaxalotl @ttrpg.network Posts 0Comments 4Joined 2 yr. ago
Attaxalotl @ Attaxalotl @ttrpg.network
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It’s me, I’m that player
That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards
What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?
“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”
NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”
“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”
(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”
“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”
P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’
”Can I store things in the dog?”
NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”