When I go to work at someone's house and I hear a bunch of dogs barking I think "hell yeah dogs, this is going to be awesome". The owners are always saying " Max leave him alone and let him work" I'm like nah Max get over here I'll pet you
I'm getting to the point where I care less that something is AI than I do seeing all the "THIS IS AIIIIII" whiny bullshit. Like who cares? Downvote and shut the fuck up.
That's exactly how AI wants you to feel. It's all going according to plan muhaa ha ha Haaaaaa!
Got to love parents. To this day the oldest item from my childhood of the late 70s is a giant blow mold spider man head bank. I always liked it as a kid and people would visit and put change in it. One day I went to play with it and there was a giant hole cut in the back which looks like it was made with a steak knife and all the money was gone. I was too young to really give a shit but i often wonder where it went. I guess mom needed the $ for something. I always knew life wasn't shit and most people suck
I was getting tires put on and the parking lot was connected to several other businesses one being a large chain jewelry store like Jared or Smythe. So I'm standing out front smoking a cigarette and I see commotion at the jewelry store a few guys jump in a car , it winds through the parking lot at high speed and blows right by me standing on the curb ,out onto a main street and towards the interstate. It was a gold seabring from enterprise with a driver that looked like Troy Polamalu and two guys laying down in the back seat.
It was a fucking heist ! I thought wow that's cool , finished my cig and sat back in the waiting room . 15 minutes later the pigs show up , I act like I'm reading a magazine and I hear two dudes ( that were preachers at some Baptist church from their conversation i had overheard earlier) point at me and tell the pig " oh he was just outside maybe he saw something ". Pig came over I said "nah , don't now what your talking about" and kept reading the magazine. The tire store let the pig see their security footage and then he comes back over to me , red faced demanding I tell him what I saw. I just said man I don't know what the fuck your talking about and wasn't outside at all since I got there and those two guys were lying. I kept reading the mag and the clown walked away after trying to explain to me how serious the situation was .
Nobody got hurt , they locked a UPS guy and the workers in a vault and took a bunch of jewelry. 6 months later I saw on the news they all got caught, it was an crime ring with pigs from NYC involved in the hyjinx. Glad I never wound up in that court room.
When I go to work at someone's house and I hear a bunch of dogs barking I think "hell yeah dogs, this is going to be awesome". The owners are always saying " Max leave him alone and let him work" I'm like nah Max get over here I'll pet you