AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

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I'm a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social 14h ago

And beans.

15h ago

Me_irl

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social 15h ago

The thing stopping me is my autism. Sweet creamy cool textures like those found in a cake feels like a personal attack on my tasting buds so I grew up without developing a sweet tooth. I'm grateful tho, thanks to this I rarely eat sweets at all, which turns to be a very healthy thing.

15h ago

me_irl

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social 15h ago

First of all, it's not an anti american sentiment. It's an anti-US sentiment. America is a fucking continent full of cool countries. We only hate the US so stop considering yourselves the center of the world you egomaniac self-centered cunts.

Second, surprisingly, we don't just hate the US, there's also room for hating Russia, China and even the nazi country of USrael. Don't worry, you are not that unique, your country is just another shithole deserving hate, but not "the one and only".

24h ago

me_irl

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social 24h ago

In hindsight, I know I dodged a bullet, because marrying them would have meant remaining in a place that, for me, was a shithole that was killing me. So it was for the best if they rejected me.

Still, it's a pretty shitty thing to say to someone that had a crush on you and told you more than once.

24h ago

Ruled by the Twilight Princess

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social 24h ago

It didn't help either when, at the end of the game, she reveals her true form.

24h ago

Rule

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social 24h ago

You still have to meet a chatgpt relay drone then. I've met some. The conversation with them is basically you asking them something (usually about their assumed field of expertise) and them relaying to you whatever bullshit the chatbot vomits to them. Especially fun when you meet them in a working context where they are supposedly an "expert" that comes to solve an issue for you.

1d ago

gl!

There was always, ALWAYS, either a frag or a sniper waiting for you behind that door...

1d ago

me_irl

This has happened to me. The person telling me was about to get married and I was living in a different town, far away. I was just visiting and happened to cross paths with them. To be fair, it hurt a bit, because I asked them out several times and they always rejected me. I knew they rejected me because being an undiagnosed autistic, I was "the weirdo" of the class and nobody wants to date the weirdo. My reaction to them at the moment of telling me was telling them: So what do I do with that now? And they didn't know what to tell me. I can tell my reply created an uncomfortable silence. I haven't seen them ever since, even though I visited my hometown several times and it's not that big of a place.

1d ago

New here from China 👋

Hello! And welcome!

People, do we want to bet some money to see how long until they get banned from .ml for being "an imperialist pig" or whatever the shit they call you now when you don't agree with their crap?

1d ago

Apple’s Camera-Equipped AirPods Reach Late Testing in AI Device Push

Can't wait to not buy that shit. But most of all, can't wait to see how long till someone uses that to blackmail people recorded without noticing.

In the end, someone will invent a portable EMP and people will start buying them as a mean of self defense.

2d ago

everyone knows we don’t poop. it’s all flowers and rainbows.

WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN WOMEN POOP???? Wait... are you telling me that when one goes to the bathroom and you don't hear the water running but, a while later hear the flush... they just did... THAT?!?!

Oh my god...

As for the picture, yeah, is disgusting, amirite? How dare she show there and remind us that, incredibly, males and females of this species have all body hair?

2d ago

Steam Controller reservations are now live!

Next week for US, the rest of the world, in the following weeks after that one.

2d ago

The CEO of GameStop, Ryan Cohen: “I’m selling stuff on eBay to pay for eBay.” result in bidding absurd prices. eBay suspend his account. No link to articles because the headlines are all weird

You don't have to be smart to be a ceo. You have to be a sociopath and have the right connections. But for the rest? You can be as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Exhibit #... I don't know... 234561?

2d ago

British newspapers antisemitic cartoons of Zack Polanski

Because when they talk about "anti-semitism" they are actually talking about anti-ZIONISM. Since they are a vassal state of USrael.

3d ago

Trump’s abrupt U-turn on a plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz came after backlash from allies

Yeah no. Bibi the nazi is not an US ally, he's just blackmailing Trump and guilt tripping every American with antisionism so he can get whatever he wants. But he's not an ally.

3d ago

American workers are tired of waiting.

Are you upset because I don't think nazis deserve human treatment? Because that's what it looks like. And just in case it wasn't obvious, yes, I do think that nazis (like those zionists from USrael) crossed the line that separates them from human beings a while ago. If that bothers you, I strongly recommend you to block me, because I strongly believe that the only good nazi is a dead nazi.

3d ago

American workers are tired of waiting.

Try to be mature.

3d ago

American workers are tired of waiting.

I'm getting the impression that you think I care about how others see me when I insult the modern nazis and... You're wrong. I don't. I enjoy calling them names of any kind. I don't think they are more than an evil and dumb caricature of a human being so I'm treating them like such.

3d ago

American workers are tired of waiting.