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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

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I’m shocked — that he wasn’t accused years ago.
- I mean, he's basically a woo cult leader, now. Sexual predation and cults practically go hand in hand.
  
  Speaking of, what's Jared Leto been doing recently?

This is another reason why we all thought this, he's been accused for a long time.
Russell Brand allegations: What is the star accused of? 2 October 2023
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66838794
- And this piece is from September 2023.

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