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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

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I’m shocked — that he wasn’t accused years ago.
- I mean, he's basically a woo cult leader, now. Sexual predation and cults practically go hand in hand.
  
  Speaking of, what's Jared Leto been doing recently?
  
  Tron, unfortunately.
  
  Dammit. Really? This week's been bad enough.

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