Computer - LOG OUT! (by raph_comic and dogmo comics)

Not to be pedantic, but it's not shift+; it's :, which may be somewhere else depending on your keyboard. For example on (german?) Quertz that's shift+.

I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Exactly. What OP should do is never close vim. You don’t need to close it.

A surprised emoticon with a cigar hanging out of its mouth isn't particularly helpful.

You just discarded all of your changes.

What if I am not sleepy?

Same here in the beginning I used

Ctrl-z

kill %1

Bezos, and Gates come to mind

I do. But i got a Gaming PC for the TV and finally want to play the games who never worked with proton.

The comment is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader.

Sasser taught me that killing lsass causes reboots.

Watching that go around a room full of computers was a blast.

Nah, still runs.

No, power button and everything is here but don't work. Same as the shutdown command.

Installing Windows, removing edge & cortana & onedrive.

They became sentient after he logged out

What?

Down-voters not getting the reference... Real Reddit moment here.

Plus, finally a chance to exit the crapsack timeline we're living in? Pretty tempting.

Right, but why would everyone want to logout? If you don't remember how you login you're probably a npc. I'm not sure it's a good idea to signal the computer that you want to "exit".

Shoutout to Epic NPC Man

I feel like having the capacity to question your own nature of existence sort of proves the existence to begin with. So if the fear is genuine, they too are genuine. Whether they are in a simulation is still debatable

Maybe its not about a game at all and dude has just acquired the ability to suspend his consciousness and the other people want to also be able to just stop existing for a while...

People who believe in God believe themselves to be NPCs.

Interpretation a) they are not real. They are part of the game/simulation and are not real, therefore they can't log out.

Interpretation b) they don't have the correct command. Sometimes computer are very nitpicky on what they understand and how you have to formulate a command. But one person seems to say exactly the same as the one who logged out, so either the computer is very nitpicky on the specific timing of words, or the command is user specific.

Interpretation c) they are not allowed to do that. Like in they don't have permission to execute the logout command, like you don't have permission to shutdown the computer infopoint in a mall. Or think of it like the matrix, where someone doesn't want to let you out.

Interpretation d) subconsciously they don't want to. Imagine the command is not what you say but what you really want, so they can't log out, because subconsciously they do not want to.

Personally I tend to interpretation a) because there is this theory that in an endless or nearly universe, it is basically given, that some species will invent a computer that is capable of simulating an universe, which in turn will have a simulation going, because the same rules apply. Now if you follow this train of thought, you will arrive at the conclusion that for every universe, if there are multiple, there is a basically endless number is simulated ones, which makes the chances that you are not part of a simulation practically zero. Yeah, so that's that.

:q!