Computer - LOG OUT! (by raph_comic and dogmo comics)

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How do I exit vim?
- Restart the computer ;)
- It's pretty simple:
  Spam the escape key a bit
  Then do shift + ;
  when you're in command mode, do the following
  q! to forcibly quit
  wq! to forcibly write your changes and quit
  Simple!-ish
  
  Not to be pedantic, but it's not shift+; it's :, which may be somewhere else depending on your keyboard. For example on (german?) Quertz that's shift+.
  
  This is true, but since I already used ":" to indicate an upcoming list, I wanted to be deliberately clear that I was referring to the key, and not suggesting another list.
- Why would you want to do that? Vim is efficiency. Without vim, you're wasting your life.
  
  I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
  
  It's all around.
  
  Exactly. What OP should do is never close vim. You don’t need to close it.
- :q!
  
  A surprised emoticon with a cigar hanging out of its mouth isn't particularly helpful.
  
  All vim commands are emoticons
  
  You just discarded all of your changes.
  
  Yeah, because it all got trashed from the previous keyboard mashing.
- Press 'Esc', and then 'ZZ'
  
  What if I am not sleepy?
  
  Simply spend a couple hours configuring vim
- opening vim is like entering purgatory
- For the longest time I thought that answer was Ctrl-Z
  
  Same here in the beginning I used
  Ctrl-z
  kill %1
- Ȳ̷̙͇̖̍̃͘͜o̷̬̙̙̔͐̄̈̀͗̉̽͂̕͠ù̶̦̞̮͚͖̳̲͉̹̝͝ ̸͈̪̘͎͕̿͊͜d̶̡̫͓͔̝̥͕̮̙̈́̄̽͠ô̸̪̙̞͌̀͂̂͘͝ñ̵̢̥̯̟̖̼̭̼̪͍̺͓̥͇̤͛̎́́́̕̕t̶̖̠̻̣͈͚̳̾̃̃̅͑̒͑͋͗̊̚̕͠͝

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