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  • I love cyberpunk future corn lady, it's a nice level of absurdity but surprisingly whenever she's used in something, it weirdly feels right.

  • 9 years from now when corn harvests collapse you'll get it

    • For $5000 zorkmids per hour, you can experience real(tm) artificial corn smell from the early 21st century (Zinc, Copper, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Zirkmodium level plans available)

  • When you got the real deal at home and not that fake shit Sandra has been showing around.

    Do Synthetic Corn Dream of Electric Tortillas?

  • Just got out of the combination tanning salon // hermetically sealed, UV light based, gene-edited hypercorn farming mini-bio-replica zone.

    A tan, and 15 minutes of safe levels of optimal, controlled, outdoor environment exposure, for only 圆400,000!

    (圆 = Yuan)

    ((Its basically a corn maze, post climate collapse))

    ... too easy, next!

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