Schools in Florida are testing armed drones as a defense against school shootings
Three Florida school districts are trialing the weaponized drone system after it was approved by Governor Ron DeSantis.
How long until someone hacks a drone and uses it to commit a school shooting?
How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
Oh I guess that would be easier
On it
The number of guns will be increased again to handle the problems caused by the increased number of guns.
The shootings will continue until morale improves
The shootings will continue until morale the shootings improves
An American solution to an American problem.
If only there were some easily identifiable common denominator…
Florida once again forgets that Black Mirror is a cautionary tale.
Soon they will reveal their latest invention, the Torment Nexus, from the hit Sci Fi novel, Don't Create the Torment Nexus.
They've been working really hard on their project based on the series Don't create the Handmaid's Tale.
Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
This is a waste of money from the hit git go.
I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
They just need more school shootings, so these things get proper use.
And when one of these Drones KILLS INNOCENT CHILDREN we can get Drones for our Drones to Protect our Kids from our Drones we Put in Their SCHOOLS!
You are now moderator of the Drone Marketing Association sub.
the only way to stop a bad drone with a gun is….
We'll find out how successful the system is soon enough.
Yikes.
What a shithole country.
Me watching T2 as a kid: this will never happen.
Me now: oh
As long as the drones are fully autonomous but still use WiFi with the factory default password, it should be OK.
Don't forget, that the password is written on the bottom, so its visible when they fly above you
How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go "Nope. That's it. We went too far. We lost. Let's circle back and start this entire society again from scratch"?
I'm starting to feel like I'm living the prequel to Cyberpunk 2077...
You better start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, Miss Turner. You're in one!
Brother, I'm already living in night city.
Don't worry choom, we'll get through this somehow...
The only thing to prevent school shooting seems to be more guns, AND more automated guns. Somehow.
It's not guns that are the problem, it's bullets, just ban selling bullets, let everyone keep there guns, problem will sort itself in a year or 2
You know, as someone who like the looks and the mechanical side of guns, I find that idea interesting. It would not be practical, I guess, bullets are probably easier to pass under the table than guns, but eh.
I predict this will end in complete success.
We shall define "success" later.
They will decide they don't really want to do it after all. After millions has been given to various companies and contractors.
Sounds like a definition of success to me, go with it.
Can't be any school shootings if there isn't either school or children in them. Success.
What could possibly go wrong 🤦🏻♂️
Can the armed drone open classroom doors better than Uvalde police officers?
A dead fish can open doors better than Uvalde police officers.
They just needed to be properly motivated. Here, have a doughnut, a klan robe, red hat, and a pinup of Sarah Palin. Place them under a box trap and wait.
Anything to get rid of gun violence, as long as you don't get rid of guns.
Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There's money to be made!
Because that is much more efficient than just simply having GUN CONTROL! Why not give every school an APV AND TANKS?!
HAAACCCKKKKS
Americans are dumb cunts.
As a teacher, my first question to admin would be "so what do we do when a group of 15 year old boys get it and start flying it around the neighborhood"?
Fucking stupidest idea I ever seen.
The US has more guns than its total population. Real GUN CONTROL is needed.
anything but the actual solution. like we had automatics and semi autos back when in the start of the country
This seems like a stupendously bad idea on its face. Haven’t they heard of Murphy’s Law?
How??? Like who in their right mind would greenlight this?
Same reason the UK has the Online Safety Act: People who don't know shit about fuck being convinced by people who do know shit about fuck but want to make money from them being sold a big shiny solution that they are convinced will work.
See, Florida is in america and you wouldn't believe who the big brain behind that shitshow is.
ANYTHING to avoid sensible gun control eh? Just throw more guns at the problem!
S L A U G H T E R B O T S
How does one even come up with this idea?
How do we keep kids safe when something happens in a school?
Wait wair, first. How do we keep us safe when something happens in a school?
Once it stops just 1 school shooter then all schools will have them.
It would be great for law enforcement to use as a non-lethal use. If they use tranquilizer darts for people with a knife and mental unstable.
The best solution to prevent school shootings is to have a good social network.
Hannibal directive taken right out of the Israeli playbook.
Reminds me of Idiocracy moment with policemen and a plane falling.
Kremlin Target Practice Camp
K I L L B U Z Z E R S
And truancy!
Sad state of affairs.
This is a joke right?