Dirty slut for water

Yeah it's called being parched and the water in that moment will taste like nectar from the gods.

Level up and try it with beer.

My beard catches everything that runs or falls down while I'm trying to ingest it.

I remember a point right after gay was a generic derisive (e.g. That's so gay! = That sucks! ) for a short while I'm gay for meant I like this so much I'd be willing to do sexual favors to get it (e.g. I'm gay for mineral water right now )

Similarly when we talk about architecture porn we mean stuff that would excite people really into architecture. In some places, we still see it. ( Gun porn, food porn, grammar porn, etc.)

It'd be awesome if we generalized sluttiness the same way.