Just an FYI
Just an FYI
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That's a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfish-
What kind of sick freak
Pronounces the word "chocolate"
With a hard "O" sound?
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The kind that writes poetry about them, I guess 🤷
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O beautiful cat
You are the glorious beast
Show me that butthole
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bend over he said
\ You are a beautiful femboy
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Haikus love nature.
But I'm a man of culture.
Show me that butthole.
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"There's blood in your stool,
You need a proctoscopy;
Show me that butthole." -
The moths had a feast;
Now all of your underpants
show me that butthole.-
Creative, very cool.
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Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.
This is totally not from personal experience of course, I'm sure you understand.
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no one knows
\ where the light comes from . . .
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Show me that butthole
Don't make me ask you again
Show me that butthole
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Reddit usernames
Used to frequently be like
"Show me your butthole." -
I would like to join
In all these shenanigans
Show ME that butthole
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This post really is
A gift that keeps on giving
Show me that butthole
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An alien ship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
"SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE."-
I need a linguist to tell me why this one feels strange, but if we switch the first line to
Alien spaceshipit seems better.-
You're right. I think it works better because it's more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But more than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:
Alien spaceship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”
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Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole
Wow haikus are easy
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Ha I just made the same one up and came to comment
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Bushy or corny
Your dumper makes me horny
Show me that butthole
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haiku aren't that hard
It's five, then seven, then five.
You'll get used to it.
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My name is Jason
I'm not supposed to be here
Come see my bud hole**bud hole - a place where my buddies hang out
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That's a good haiku
from a good place tv show
Show me your bud hole
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Haikus are overrated
Bit anticlimactic too
Show me thy butthole
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And in the pale light
I found such an endless love
Show me that bunghole
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"Gurl that is a bootyhole" is seven
show me that butthole.
gurl that is a bootyhole.
damn you shit with that? -
Came for Haikus with "Show me that Butthole.". Left appointed.
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Show me that butthole
Wait, what the hell is that dude
Dude, call a doctor
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I stand in shadow
the moonlight draped around me
Show me that butthole-
Put three spaces at
the end of a line to make
Lemmy keep the break.-
I didn't know, uh
I had to do that beca-
-use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I'll update it
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Where cripples can see,
And the blind can walk again,
Show me that butthole.
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Your horny boyfriend
In husky voice pleads with you
"Show me that butthole." -
Show me that butthole
Please please please please please please please
Show me that butthole
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Huge if true
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It's also one of those sentences that changes meaning depending on which word you accentuate.
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Just an FYI
You obviously have to
Show me that butt hole
Five syllables is
Just enough for me to say
Show me that butthole