A wank bank, a jack shack, a toss schloss, een trekhut, ein zieh-zug.
Or, and this would make actual sense, an isolated space where you can put your arsehole family members during your vacations.
Alright Billy, if you punch your sister one more time you're going to the jerk hut and if the men who're in there to jerk it molest you that'll be on you!
Een neuken keuken
Do you have to do your own jerkin' or are there staff that tend to that?