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Oh dang. So that's why Clippy was "retired" from Microsoft's suite.
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Didn’t retire, just services a select clientele...
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He was sent to a stud farm up-state, apparently.
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I read the Taken by Tetris one. It involves a woman who gets impregnated by a tetris block.
It alsomhad a bonus story where a dude who was very obviously a Neil Degrasse Tyson stand in desperately wants to have sex with Pluto (he does).
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The real question is, was it a long I shape or was it classy with a T shape? Cause I know you can score a Tetris only with an I but chaining T spins is what brings me to orgasm (and a win in Tetris 99 lol)
Edit: the term Tetraniños popped into my head for the children of that coupling.
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My money's on the Z/S piece- doggy style and a spoon afterwards.
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The problem with Clippy is that he gets too attached.
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Clippy.... you're so flexible
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Make room for the really nerdy versions
Dominated by vim - it did not let me exit, but I thus discovered a fetish.
Threesome with Firefox and Thunderbird - electric and sizzling HOT for Furries
One night with the terminal - I looked deep into my computers dark desires.
Love triangle with GNU + Linux - It's complicated but amounts to a very sexy OS
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HARDware-The RAMming
Innernet Explorer-The slowest burn romance about OAP's
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This book is excellent.
"Where did you come from?"
But she knew where he was coming from: both ends.
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Book 2 of 7
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Is this the new Chuck Tingle?
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It’s Chuck Tingle for straight people
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It looks like you are getting aroused, would you like me to bind your hands and feet?
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Don't stop...
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Great! I have bound your hands and feet using #20 steel wire from the very spool that I was spawned. Would you like to continue using one of these templates?
- [Tell me the rules]
- [Point out my mistakes]
- [Praise my compliance]
- [Clippy's always watching]
- [Clippy never goes away for long]
- [Accept Clippy's popup]
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Rossman's favourite book
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Can we go back to when we thought the flood of werewolf and dinosaur porn books were weird.
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I zoomed in thinking it was something normal about Louis Rossmann. Instead, I see this.
Definite old reddit vibes.
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That seems like more of a Dr Chuck Tingle concept
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Don't think that h is needed
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Tat seems like more of a Dr Chuck Tingle concept
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Love is Real, buckaroos!
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If not even book writers can get Clipit's name right, then what hope is there for humanity?
Where the hell did people even get the idea that his name was "Clippy"? I used MS Office extensively in the 90s; his name was always Clipit.
This shit is almost as bad as dead naming a trans person.
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Its just one of those things that were a different name just sounds better, it's like the Berenstein/Berenstain Bear thing.
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https://web.archive.org/web/20010812061222/http://www.microsoft.com/office/clippy/
Microsoft embraced the nickname almost as fast as users did. And no, it's not even close to dead-naming an actual human being. Suggesting such is ludicrous and dramatic, just like your "what hope is there for humanity?" cry. Get some fucking perspective.
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What a take
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In Germany it's Karl Klammer
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Versohlen Sie mir den Po, Karl Klammer!
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It looks like you're trying to write an erotic fanfic. Would you like some help with that?
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Clippy wouldn't approve of this. He's definitely into octopuses.
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Oh no the clankers are getting frisky
I thought it was AI, but nope.
Leonard Delaney has been writing since 2015, and his bibliography is one hell of a ride. He consistently turns random elements from popular culture into smut with an average score of 3 stars.
I salute authentic human weirdness
Leonard and Dr. Chuck Tingle should collab on the next butt raptor trilogy