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The Picard Maneuver @piefed.world

2mo ago

Be respectful

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My back can't do that
- Notice the illustration. They maintain proper posture and squat to reach the other's eye level. No need to hurt your back.
  
  Their neck is a 90 degree angle
  
  My knees can't do that.
  (seriously. A very short time, yes)
- Get a better back, please.

Aaayayayayayayyaaaaiiiii
- Ooooshka low
- Did custodes just enter the room?
  
  Greetings Custodes, how are you this daAAAY? Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to displaAaAaY?

Pashonka!

Proshanka!

I can hear the singing

Kneel before me

So, will this technique improve my social interactions? Is this what I've been doing wrong?

It's not disrespect, little guy, it's just my knees ain't what they used to be.

Alternatively, pick up the shorty to bring them up to your eye level. They'll get to experience the world from a whole new perspective

It's not my fault I'm tall. Just like it (probably) isn't yours to be short. It's NOT disrespectful to simply be.

Thank you.

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