IdiosyncraticIdiot @sh.itjust.works Ah yes, the all time classic India Johns
63 0 ReplyWhiteHawk @lemmy.world It's like Papa Johns, but from India
9 0 ReplyKimmel @feddit.de Imbiamba jombes
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linuxgator @lemmy.ml HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.
57 0 Replyraubarno @lemmy.ml Or 7 days before the 'best before' date expires
6 0 Replymartinb @lemmy.sdf.org There's a best before date?
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Flying Squid @lemmy.world
I was with you on the Clue until I saw it was the Big Bang Theory Edition.
Get with it, ladies. Classic Clue is where it's at.
24 1 Reply𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢 @lemmy.world OP
Bazinga
11 1 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world
Oh you!
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AnUnusualRelic @lemmy.world
Isn't there an India Johns edition of Clue?
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SuzyQ @sh.itjust.works
Forgot the kitchen sink, but otherwise very accurate.
23 0 Reply𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢 @lemmy.world OP
Dog Gambit, I knew I forgot something.
10 0 ReplyPoplar? @lemmy.world
Dog gambit 💀
2 0 ReplySokathHisEyesOpen @lemmy.ml Nice username
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raubarno @lemmy.ml Also:
- A logarithmic slide rule
- A Pythagoras puzzle game
- Print version of the GNU general public license
- IBM punched card with friend's phone number on the back side
- Bootable flash drive with Hannah Montana OS
- A grape
- A model of a particle accelerator
17 1 ReplySquids @sopuli.xyz A bootable Linux USB is legit a nice thing to have in your bag - it being Hannah Montana is just the icing on the cake. I've got one in my handbag (not HM though). No GNU license card but does creative commons count?
...it's more of a conversation starter than an actually useful thing but, y'know. Hannah Montana Linux. Useful for pranks if anything
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PeutMieuxFaire @kbin.social
Well, at least they got the piece of string right but… No tissues, no nail clipper and file? No band-aids, disinfectant, eye drops, sugar lumps, lip balm?
Anyway, judging by the weight of my hand bag the curling rock definitely IS somewhere at the bottom but I can't find it. There must be a secret pocket…14 0 ReplyFacelikeapotato @lemmy.ml
Worcestershire, but otherwise yeah.
10 0 Replynogooduser @lemmy.world Unless you’re from Sheffield then it’s Henderson’s.
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Laila @lemmy.world I've always been more of a thallium kind of gal.
9 0 Replyteft @startrek.website
Slide lube instead of guitar picks?
5 0 ReplyGFGJewbacca @lemm.ee As I am currently living in Botswana, the constitution hit home for me.
5 0 ReplyThenThreeMore @startrek.website
Daddies Sauce
3 0 Replymartinb @lemmy.sdf.org Heretic
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CyberCatBytes @kbin.social
Where's the NetComm IG6000 Industrial Dial-up Modem?
3 0 Reply𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢 @lemmy.world OP
Oh, I just use Colorado, you know?
3 0 Replyrmuk @feddit.uk
Why do people like you feel the need to jump in with these kinds of unnecessary parasitic comments? Totally asanine bullshit. You should grow up and realise that, in this day and age, there is literally no excuse for a modem that doesn't support V92 to be in any handbag.
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Thrawne @lemmy.world The Thing, also known as The Continuum Transfunctioner
3 0 Replygentooer @programming.dev Ah, I was hoping for the panel De Rechtvaardige Rechters (The Righteous Judges), but alas
3 0 ReplyPrivateNoob @sopuli.xyz
Rubber ducky remote explosive
So they are Klee mains, right?
3 0 ReplySquids @sopuli.xyz Dodoco goes on the bag, not in it silly
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ExtraMedicated @lemmy.world Several wads of used tissues.
2 0 Replyplanish @sh.itjust.works Thule, a mythical region in Scandinavia
2 0 Replythefloweracidic @lemmy.world I L O V E S P H E R E C O L L E C T I O N
1 0 Reply𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢 @lemmy.world OP
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schmorp @slrpnk.net
Too restrained for a purse. In the pockets of my cargo pants: seeds, flowers and twigs. Bits of string. Plastic electric fence thingies.
1 0 Reply𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢 @lemmy.world OP
See my post history for my EDC.
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Greyscale @lemmy.sdf.org
As a tromboner, you keep a spare pair of lips in the bag.
1 0 ReplypostmateDumbass @lemmy.world What a great idea it is to put a vintage stand up joke from 1982 in meme format!
1 0 Reply𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢 @lemmy.world OP
I don't think they had Big Bang Theory themed Clue in 1982.
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